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It's been such a long time . . . but we're back!
We return in Episode 14 with tales from The Magic Kindgom . . . or make that The Tragic Kingdom, as we recount recent events in which 3 Disneyworld employees died within a 7 week span in our Good, Bad and Ugly segment.

After G,B&U we move on to a quick trivia game where Kevin continues to impress all with his knowledge, missing only one question. And no, he didn't miss the question "What is the best ride in Disneyland to masturbate unnoticed?" to which he responded "The Haunted Mansion." Technically correct, we also would have accepted as a right answer "Dumbo the Flying Elephant" as long as you maintained a higher flight pattern than the other riders around you.

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Music this episode provided by IODA at IODA PROMONET.com

• The Break Song:
  Ghosts of California
  "Southern California" (mp3)
  from "Ghosts of California"
  (Digisquad)
  
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• Intro to Part 2:
  Rec-League All-Stars
  "Disneyland" (mp3)
  from "Bomb Hip Hop Compilation - Vol. 2"
  (Bomb Hip Hop)
  
  Buy at Napster
  

  
  

• The Outro Song:
  
  • Jesus Lives on the Beach by Roadside Zoo

  More Roadside Zoo music on iLike

  
  

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Part Two of our episode focuses on the different rides and attractions Disneyland California has to offer. We list the rides of the "Must Do" list as well as some that make the "Must Don't" list. Highlights include Kevin's tip that making eye contact with the magic goat of Big Thunder will make you feel groovy, as well as the both of us admitting to total emasculation at the hands of our wives on the ride "Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters."

Space Mountain with the lights on:

Media Picks this episode:

• Kevin picks: Mouse Savers

• Zen picks: Disney's California Adventure

  
  

Spotlight Store Item: Keep cool and hydrated on your next trip to The Magic Kingdom with this Zen and Peace Water Bottle

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