The Double D Podcast is a comedy podcast recorded by Diaz and DeHoag, Dos Dudes who are consistently Drunk and Drunker and record their drunken ramblings for your listening enjoyment.
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Celebrate Halloween with Zen and Peace as we present a show that is guaranteed to inform as well as delight.
Listen to this episode and we promise that you will stand ready and equipped with the knowledge and the skills
necessary to face down the waves of shuffling, mumbling zombie hordes that will be beating down your door when
the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse comes to pass.
Before we get to the instructional portion of the episode, however, we do our customary Good, Bad and Ugly
segment . . . Zombie Edition!
For his good, Kevin picks Rob Zombie, a horrorific director, musician and
artist. For his bad, he picks movies
with fast-moving zombies that we argue don't qualify as real zombies in the classic sense of the
word. For his ugly, Kevin chooses the movie Zombie
Strippers, a good idea that was poorly executed.
Zen picks for his good the phenomena known as Zombie Walks. We're intrigued
by the idea of a parade of zombies lurching down a city street whether it be for charity of just for the hell of it.
For his bad, Zen picks ACTUAL HUMAN BRAIN EATING AMOEBA
that he is convinced is the origin of the coming Zombie Apocalypse. It's not hard to see that a creature that wants
to actually consume human brains could someday mutate into something akin to a zombie. Finally, for his ugly, Zen chooses
listener and friend of the show Dwayne from Flagstaff for his spoiling of the movie
Zombieland and specifically the awesome cameo that appears in the film. Not wishing to perpetuate the spoilage,
we went back and beeped out Zen's repeating of the actor's name. If you haven't seen the film yet, you're welcome.
Prior to the intermission, we rundown the
31 Best-Worst Halloween Costumes. If you click the link, don't say we didn't warn you that some of these costumes
are truly offensive . . . in other words, truly hilarious. If you want to see an example of a truly awesome costume,
check out this fully transformable Bumblebee costume:
In Part two of our Zombie slaughtering spectacular, we begin by running down the top 5 people we would want to use to assemble our
ideal Zombie survival Team. Independently and without consulting the other, we each came up with a list of our personal top 5. When our lists
were compared, we found out that although we picked different individuals, both lists were eerily similiar in that they both consisted of the same
5 "types" of people. Apparently, in a Zombie Apocalypse, you'll need:
The All Around Guy
The Weapons Expert
The Fabricator
The Zombie-Bait
The Hot Chick
Here's who we chose:
Call 203-ZEN-PEAC and let us know who your top 5 would be.
After discussing where the ideal hideout spot would be, the show goes extremely dark when we, regrettably, discuss sex with zombies.
We examine in what rare and desperate situation you would even want to try and how you would go about doing it. Then we pick which
female zombie we would even attempt this with. We do agree that you would have to get to her quick, just after being bit, before the
zombification process really takes hold and the decay makes it completely impossible. We very sincerely apologize for taking
the episode there.
"Zombie Song"
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