The Double D Podcast is a comedy podcast recorded by Diaz and DeHoag, Dos Dudes who are consistently Drunk and Drunker and record their drunken ramblings for your listening enjoyment.
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Celebrate Halloween with Zen and Peace as we present a show that is guaranteed to inform as well as delight.
Listen to this episode and we promise that you will stand ready and equipped with the knowledge and the skills
necessary to face down the waves of shuffling, mumbling zombie hordes that will be beating down your door when
the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse comes to pass.
Before we get to the instructional portion of the episode, however, we do our customary Good, Bad and Ugly
segment . . . Zombie Edition!
For his good, Kevin picks Rob Zombie, a horrorific director, musician and
artist. For his bad, he picks movies
with fast-moving zombies that we argue don't qualify as real zombies in the classic sense of the
word. For his ugly, Kevin chooses the movie Zombie
Strippers, a good idea that was poorly executed.
Zen picks for his good the phenomena known as Zombie Walks. We're intrigued
by the idea of a parade of zombies lurching down a city street whether it be for charity of just for the hell of it.
For his bad, Zen picks ACTUAL HUMAN BRAIN EATING AMOEBA
that he is convinced is the origin of the coming Zombie Apocalypse. It's not hard to see that a creature that wants
to actually consume human brains could someday mutate into something akin to a zombie. Finally, for his ugly, Zen chooses
listener and friend of the show Dwayne from Flagstaff for his spoiling of the movie
Zombieland and specifically the awesome cameo that appears in the film. Not wishing to perpetuate the spoilage,
we went back and beeped out Zen's repeating of the actor's name. If you haven't seen the film yet, you're welcome.
Prior to the intermission, we rundown the
31 Best-Worst Halloween Costumes. If you click the link, don't say we didn't warn you that some of these costumes
are truly offensive . . . in other words, truly hilarious. If you want to see an example of a truly awesome costume,
check out this fully transformable Bumblebee costume:
In Part two of our Zombie slaughtering spectacular, we begin by running down the top 5 people we would want to use to assemble our
ideal Zombie survival Team. Independently and without consulting the other, we each came up with a list of our personal top 5. When our lists
were compared, we found out that although we picked different individuals, both lists were eerily similiar in that they both consisted of the same
5 "types" of people. Apparently, in a Zombie Apocalypse, you'll need:
The All Around Guy
The Weapons Expert
The Fabricator
The Zombie-Bait
The Hot Chick
Here's who we chose:
Call 203-ZEN-PEAC and let us know who your top 5 would be.
After discussing where the ideal hideout spot would be, the show goes extremely dark when we, regrettably, discuss sex with zombies.
We examine in what rare and desperate situation you would even want to try and how you would go about doing it. Then we pick which
female zombie we would even attempt this with. We do agree that you would have to get to her quick, just after being bit, before the
zombification process really takes hold and the decay makes it completely impossible. We very sincerely apologize for taking
the episode there.
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"When I grow up, I want to be . . ."
If you're like 99% of us, what followed those words when you were a kid and what you actually do for a living now are probably two completely different things. None of us knew what sad and mediocre career paths we would follow in our long trip to the middle. Here we are in the present, slaving away at jobs that sap of us of our will to live, longingly recalling simpler times when we flipped burgers for minimum wage and yet found some sort of happiness in the carefree days of our youth. Or maybe it's been so long since our first jobs that we've forgotten just how fucked up they were.
Well, let's bring back those days. Let's talk about the good, bad and ugly aspects of our first jobs. Maybe when our discussion today is through, we'll be a little more thankful for our current careers. Maybe.
In our Good, Bad and Ugly segment we promised to link to this Fake, Bot-Generated Twitter account that is following me. Obviously these tweets are plucked from random articles. Since we recorded the show I picked up two new "followers" with different names and pics but posting the exact same tweets. Duh. Check them out HERE and HERE.
(This song dedicated to Kevin's BK Habit of waiting in the walk-in fridge to moon some poor, unsuspecting soul)
As we discuss our first jobs, I admit to having a Job in the Box starting at the tender age of 16. Here is Google's street view of the actual, exact location I worked at:
Move across the street on the map and you'll see the 7-11 I worked at also.
I proceed to divulge some Secrets in the Box as we continue our show. Listen in if you want to know why, when you pulled up to the drive thru window, the person working the window asked his co-worker for a "Price Check".
Some of the place we have worked include: delivering newspapers for both the Arizona Daily Sun (Flagstaff) and the Arizona Daily Star (Tucson), different security companies, several movie theaters, state prisons and worst of all, the Big W. To understand why the Big W is the worst of them all, browse on over to this website: Click he-ah.
We conclude the work-talk with a tawdry tale of coworker misdeeds. Which behavior is worse? Spearing an innocent young lass in a second-rate internet photo shoot? Finding said photo-set and emailing it to friends? Or printing out said photos and taking them to your shared workspace? In the end, it must be agreed that we are all have dirty hands and dirtier hearts. The moral: if you find naughty pictures of someone you work with on the internet, just take a moment to appreciate them and then click and move on.
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