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Those of you who joined us live already know that this show was one of the best.  For those of you who will be downloading and listening to this episode for the very first time, you're in for a treat.

Baby brother Cardo Diaz and friend of the show Joe Fellers of Joe's Garage and Mojo Potatoes Inc. join us in the studio to drink some eggnog, partake in some brews, share some Christmas memories, tell some stories and jokes, help flesh out the legend and mythos of that shadowy Mexican character Sancho Claus and generally have a rowdy good time.

We won't get into too much detail about what all was said on the show.  We'll leave that for you to discover and enjoy.  As a little teaser, however, we will let you know that you will find out the story behind Turd Knuckle, sex with plastic onion rings, seaport whores named Brandy, what was in the presents Zen gave to each co-host and much, much more.  This is a show chock full of fun at almost two hours long.

* Chuy D sang a couple home grown Christmas carols for us, both about Sancho Claus.  Here are the lyrics to "Sancho, the Foot-Long Lover", sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer", words by Zen DeHoag.

You know Zapata and Juarez, Costilla and Villa,

Lopez, Mysterio and Carlos Mencia . . .

But do you recall,

The most horny Mexican of all?

 

Sancho, the 12-inch cock man,

Really had a foot long hose,

And when the Chicas touched it,

You would even swear it grows,

 

All of the pissed off putos,

would lock up their poo-nay-nay,

With Pistolas at the ready

They'd yell, "Sancho stay away!"

 

But on every Christmas eve,

Sancho would sneak in,

He'd ride their chochas all night long,

And leave them with a grin . . .

 

The Senoritas loved him,

As they all moaned with pride,

"Sancho the foot long lover,

You can fill our insides!"

 

 

Direct download: Episode_24_-_The_Legend_of_Sancho_Claus.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:41 PM

Tired of all the same old carols and Christmas tunes playing over and over at the mall and your local restaurant?  Us too.  That's why our gift to you this year is this selection of top notch Christmas tunes, all by independent artists and bands.  If there is an mp3 link next to the song title, you can also download the song for free.  Just right click the link, folks, and select "Save as . . ."

We'll join you live right before Christmas eve, so make sure to check our Facebook page to get the exact date and time for Episode 24!

Songs:

  I'll Stay 'Til After ChristmasBlitzen Trapper
"Christmas Is Coming Soon" (mp3)
from "I'll Stay 'Til After Christmas"
(Animal World)

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  This Christmas EPThe Elves of Heaven
"This Christmas" (mp3)
from "This Christmas EP"
(Seaport Music Records)

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Linus and Lucy by J.E.L.L.i   

 

It's What I Got In My SackJingle Punx
"Joy To The World" (mp3)
from "It's What I Got In My Sack"
(Ill Genetics)

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  MERRY XMAS From XX
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (mp3)
from "MERRY XMAS From X"
(Anko Records)

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I Believe in Santa Claus on Christmas Eve by Atomsplit

 

CoalJingle Punx
"Mrs. Santa Claus" (mp3)
from "Coal"
(Ill Genetics)

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The Greatest Xmas Song Ever by American Heartbreak

 

 Bloody, Bloody Christmas by Neil Murray

 

Don't get trampled by some methed-up Walmart Mom and have a safe and happy holiday season!

Direct download: Double_D_Episode_23_-_Top_Notch_Double_D_Christmas_Music.mp3
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After a week off to celebrate Thanksgiving, we're back with one of our best episodes ever.  A special thanks to the folks over at Joe's Garage for joining us live while partying down out in Kingman, AZ.

We started the show by wrapping up our look at racism in America.  Yes, Virginia, there are racist terms for the Dutch.  It all started with the origin of the word "Yankee" and it's history with the derogatory term, "John Cheese."  What about Dutch courage, Going Dutch and the ever popular Dutch Oven?!  We spout misinformation on what might have been the origin of other popular racist catchphrases, including "The Chinese Fire Drill," "Indian Giver" and that blast from the past, "N**ger knocking."  Don't try these at home.

After a little cover of Rocket Man by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, we lighten the mood by launching into trivia and a little game we like to call, "Stump the Mexican."  We'll start playing this game more and more often in future shows, and we invite everyone to call in and test their knowledge against Biscuit Ray.  The rules are simple, answer more questions correctly than Ray can and you will have successfully stumped the Mexican.  Cousin Dave squares off first in the category of "The States."  Joe takes round 2 in the category of "Internet Acronyms."  In this best of 3 format, Biscuit Ray gets swept in his debut.

Right before the break, which is handled by The Breeders' Cannonball, Ray is introduced to his punishment for losing Stump the Mexican.  It is a jar of our titular dessert, Halo Halo, a Filipino traditional dish consisting of tropical fruits and beans.

When we get back from the break, Ray dutifully gulps down a spoonful or two.  This leads to all sorts of horrible Asian stereotyping and eventually to our discussion with Joe about the first time he received an Asian Massage, complete with "Release."  The story is too good to miss, and since we decided to go out on a high note, it ends the show.

Beer consumed during this episode:  Sam Adams Winter Lager.

Closing Song:  Life is Shit by The Dead Milkmen.

Last minute Christmas Gift Ideas:  Our Store, over at CafePress

Direct download: Double_D_Episode_22_-_Halo_Halo.mp3
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Happy Birthday to our podcast!  21 - it's finally old enough to drink!  We decide to celebrate by downing a concoction that is rumored to be banned in most counties in the near future - Four Loko, or Four Maxed to be exact.  We begin with Grape and then move on the Citrus - or Green Death flavor as we find out.

This show is dominated by talk of food, Thanksgiving, racism as it applies to restaurant names and other tummy tickling delights.  Joe Joe calls in and joins the fun, we hope you enjoy it!

Top Racist Restaurant Names, according to the Double D Podcast:

We also talk about some fast food joints we and some of our listeners have worked in.  Jack in the Box and their famous tacos.  How much it sucks to work at a Mickey D's when you're out of nuggets and some Meth-Mom is in the drive through having a meth-fueled nugget Rage.  Witness:

 

 

 

We also discuss this amazing video, put out by Zen's favorite podcast A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan :

 

 

 

Music played during the breaks this episode:

 

You're Not A DreamThe Mommyheads
"Help Me" (mp3)
from "You're Not A Dream"
(Bladen County Records)

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Finest SpecimensThe Mommyheads
"Work" (mp3)
from "Finest Specimens"
(Dromedary Records)

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(Right click on the Song Title to download the mp3 for free)

As it is Thanksgiving, we'd like to send a big THANK YOU to everyone who listens to this podcast.  We don't make a dime from this, in fact it costs us quite a few pesos to put this together every week.  All we ask is that you leave us a review on iTunes and that you share the show around with friends.  We are truly thankful for all our listeners and hope you have as much fun with this as we do!

Direct download: Double_D_Episode_21_-_Thanksgiving_Food_and_Racism.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:33 AM

Episode 20 is our second live broadcast and we might be getting a little closer to having this "live" thing down.  A few hiccups here and there but all in all a successful show.

We kick things off with Just a Gigolo, which leads us into our first discussion topic - Shitty songs that get stuck in your head.  How do they get in there and how do you get them out?  The Story of Eddie Murphy and his girl that wants to party all the time.

What we were drinking during the recording of Episode 20.  Harp Lager, which didn't score too high over at ratebeer.com.  Also ButterShots Butterscotch Schapps.  This was consumed as well as used to cleanse the palate during a blind taste test.  

We then received our first live call of the night:  Larry from CA.  He quickly disrespected Zen's "Princess Leia" headphones and then asked Ray to retell the tale of corkscrew pig peckers and general animal debauchery.  Mexican beers brewed in Chicago.  The birthday of the Marine Corps.

Our first break song, featuring this episode's band, Tumbledown.

 

TumbledownTumbledown
"Break Out of History" (mp3)
from "Tumbledown"
(End Sounds)

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The Great Water Taste Test.  This may have been scientifically flawed, not only because we used butterscotch schnapps to cleanse our palates, but also because Zen chose a Lemon flavored bottled water as one of the test subjects.  The debate rages on . . .

What exactly is in a Black and Tan?  Then, our Mexican Candy segment.  Pico Diana, aka the Mexican Pixie Stick.

60 Hours a week at The U.S. Coastal Nervous.  Stupid Things You Hear at Work.  Our next live call in, courtesy of Cousin Dave.  Having Fun Yet?

Our second song from Tumbledown.

 

Empty BottleTumbledown
"Dead Man Walking" (mp3)
from "Empty Bottle"
(End Sounds)

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Voice Mails.  2 from Jefe.  One from new listener Joe Fellers.  Egotastic.com

Voice mails were interrupted by a live call from Chuy D, who was checking in from the Toga Party, complete with beer pong, an Amber Bock keg and 50 Roman Revelers.  

We get back to Egotastic and the deliciously pregnant Jessica Alba, who Zen first noticed in the B Movie Idle Hands.  Nobody's hands were idle while watching this one.

Our final voice mail of the evening crowns Shane Dween as our "Red Stripe/Pinstripe" contest winner.  Congratulations to Shane, who wins a Double D T Shirt from our CafePress store on Biscuit Ray.

Dont forget to follow us at Justin TV and on Facebook to be alerted when our show is going Live next!

Our Outro song -

 

Empty BottleTumbledown
"St. Peter" (mp3)
from "Empty Bottle"
(End Sounds)

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Direct download: Double_D_Episode_20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:19 AM

Our first Live Internet Broadcast was a complete success!  If you called bullshit, you are correct.  It more closely resembled a train wreck than a success, but we pulled it off nonetheless.  

First of all, I mistakenly called this episode "Episode 19" throughout the recording, somehow forgetting that Episode 19 - Worst Of already existed.  Whoops.  We'll just call this one 19 and a Half.

Secondly, it took us forever to get everything straightened out and working.  Our stream is now up and running over at Justin.tv which will remain at www.justin.tv/doubledpodcast - so check us out there and click on the "follow" button to be notified when we are going LIVE.  We also have a new phone number so that people can call into the show during a live recording.  If you are in Northern Arizona it's a free local call, for everyone else use the area code 928.  928-255-4767.  Also, there is a chat room you can use to chat with other viewers and to try and distract us while we record.

Third, we didn't have a good way to display that number while we were broadcasting.  We went super old school and wrote it on a dry erase board.  That'll be gone next show.  Ray challenged me to have it scrolling on screen by the next time and that should be no problem.

Once we were up and running we laid down a pretty decent episode of the Double D.  We started off as always with the Celebration of Beer and named what we were drinking.  For me (Zen) it was the Belgium Brewing Co.'s Ranger IPA.  Ray took a step back in time and consumed a 40 oz. of King Cobra.

Our first caller of the night was Jonathan Whitehorn.  He helped us ease into our first topic, which was Sex Robots and Robot fetishes.  We queried each other and what kind of robot we could copulate with.

 

 

The New Radicals play the first break with Mother We Just Can't Get Enough

Next we tackle the latest internet meme, the supposed Time Traveler captured on film during the 1928 premiere of Charlie Chaplin's film "The Circus."  We easily throw out some obvious reasons this can't be real, but then ask the question where we would rather travel in time to visit.  Here's the clip of the supposed time traveling old woman.  Is this really a cell phone she is holding?

 

 

Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers cover the second break with Beautiful Disaster.

We are joined in our last segment by Jefe and then Cousin Dave.  A quick round of Chat Roulette ends the show.

Rancid plays the outro with Roots Radicals.

Make sure you join us for Episode 20 and every show thereafter by following us at facebook.com/doubledpodcast and justin.tv/doubledpodcast for the latest info on the exact time we'll be going live on the internet.  Call in and chat with us while we record.  See you there.

 


Okay.  So I forgot Episode 19 - Worst Of even existed.  Can you blame me?  So I mistakenly kept calling this Episode 19 during the recording.  So we'll just call it Episode 19.5 and move on, ok?  All episodes from now on will be recorded LIVE and streamed on the internet so you can watch and listen as we create each new show, and even call in live and join in from your home phone or cell by calling (928) 255-4767.  Make sure you go to justin.tv/doubledpodcast and click "follow" so you get notified when we're going LIVE.

 

 


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Really, the title says it all, doesn't it?  This is our first ever "Worst Of" episode.  We say "worst of" because we set out to make a "best of" episode and couldn't find enough good material to make more than a 5 minute show.

Seriously, though, this episode was created because co-host and main beer supplier Biscuit Ray was out with a cold.  Or herpes.  We're still waiting on a doctor's diagnosis.  Whatever the illness, Ray could not be in the studio this week, so we did what we had to do to make sure some sort of a new episode made it out on schedule.

Listen in and hear the very first intro to the very first episode of The Double D Podcast as well as a couple clips from the old Zen and Peace Show.  Hear about Zombie Sex and Tequila Sunrise.  You'll also be treated to a clip taken from the first episode Cousin Dave ever sat in on as well as the first introduction of the man known as Jefe.

Make sure you stick around to the end to hear a little teaser about where the show is headed next.  It's an important announcement and you don't want to miss it.

Songs for this episode include:

 

SingerThe Besties
"Zombie Song" (mp3)
from "Singer"
(Skipping Stones Records)

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LippyFootstone
"Watermelon" (mp3)
from "Lippy"
(Dromedary Records)

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I Am Spartacus.Friends, Romans, Countrymen
"The Day Footstone Died" (mp3)
from "I Am Spartacus."
(Dromedary Records)

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Direct download: Double_D_Episode_19_-_Worst_Of.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:15 AM

We've been waiting a long time for this.  Guess we were really waiting on a special occasion to finally get this guy in the studio, and that occasion ended up being the debut of his new band at The Orpheum in Flagstaff, opening up for Whiskey Rodeo.  That's right, Biscuit Ray finally dragged his son, Robert Diaz aka Chuy D, onto the podcast.  Chuy brought his guitar and a thirst for beer . . . a good night was bound to happen.

What we were drinking:  we started off with some leftover Dundee Oktoberfest brews and then quickly moved on to our surprise beer of the night.  Surprise because we left it up to our intern to pick out a beer at her own discretion.  Luckily for us, our intern has excellent taste and we ended up with a sixer of Ska Brewing Company's Pin Stripe Red Ale.  We talk about Ska Brewing and some of their other brews.  Modus Hoperandi.  We discuss switching the name of the podcast from Double D to Triple B.  We hear the true story behind Pin Stripe Red Ale, courtesy of Ray's "White Voice."  

Next Ray issued the "Pin Stripe Challenge."  The first listener to email or call in with the exact number of times Ray mistakenly says "Pinstripe" when he meant to say "Red Stripe" in Episode 4 will receive a Double D Podcast T Shirt from our CafePress store.  No joke.

"Eliminnyate"  Diaz by injection.  A little Sharks talk.  The Dutchipino Air Mine.  Zen reads a Top 5 list courtesy of the Double D Home Office located at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

Plowed by Sponge

Snuff - really not good for you.  An in depth discussion of Chuy D's new band, The Electric Army.  Rock out with your socks out.

Visit the Electric Army Here.

Whiskey Rodeo, the Flagstaff band that Electric Army opened for.  The Shot Box and drunken Kalil workers.

Mercy Me by Alkaline Trio

Chuy D graces us with a few songs.  And by grace I mean saves our mediocre podcast by bringing something into the studio that never has appeared before:  real talent.

The Tiger Song from The Hangover and a medley of Jason Mraz hits.

 

 

Christmas plans and Halloween costume plans.  Our Facebook shout out of the week.

Chuy D outros the podcast with one final song.

Direct download: Double_D_Episode_18_-_Chuy_D.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:54 AM

Right away you'll notice a new theme song.  Yeah, that's the Miami Vice Theme by Jan Hammer.  Don't worry, it's not a pemanent change.  But we did lose everything when we had our latest hard drive failure, and that includes our theme song.  Any musicians out there who can make a new theme song for us will be rewarded with a Double D Podcast T shirt if we use their song.

The show starts innocently enough with Hee Haw talk.  Why Old Men watch Hee Haw.  Using different voices with different people.  The "Fingers Crossed" story.

Our first live call - Destin Kerr.

followed closely by

Our second live call - Jonathan Whitehorn

What we were drinking - Samuel Smith's Tadcaster Oatmeal Stout.  Dundee Oktoberfest.  Putting beer in your breakfast cereal.  The English Pint and other odd units of measurement.

First break song is The Clap by The Giggles.

XXX Day.  In laymen's terms 10-10-10.  Old school vs. new school porn can be defined in one word - bush.  

The new American Sex Survey and it's results.  41 positions or 41 sexual practices.  Sex with fruit and pies.  And fruit pies.  Fleshlight folks - where are you?  Looking desperately for your sponsorship.  Ray watches Skinemax.  German late night television.  The St. Pauli Girl.  Polka music.  The connection between polka music and mariachi music.  

 

DUI-N-IMagadog
"Happily Stupid" (mp3)
from "DUI-N-I"
(CITRUS)

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Halloween costumes - Major T's.  What pop icon or movie character will be the sexy costume of 2010?


SunriseMagadog
"Good Night Negril" (mp3)
from "Sunrise"
(CITRUS)

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This episode we introduce yet another co host and yet another member of the Diaz Clan - Ray's baby brother Cardo.  Besides the obvious physical resemblance we soon find that the two have many things in common.  A lowbrow sense of humor is the most striking.  Cousin Dave also sits in on this recording session.

We begin with a discussion of Cousin Dave's new haircut, which Ray describes as the "Mexican Kid 'N Play."  This leads to talk of juvenile sexual fantasies and Barber Boobs.  The Jesse Jane Fleshlight.  The Oprah Oil Barrel Fleshlight.  The perplexing Stealth fleshlight, which resembles an arcade cabinet's coin slot.  (see album art)  Fleshlight usage explained.  There is NO cleaning a fleshlight after use.  The mysterious "Naughty Boy" attachment.  That "taint" gonna be my next purchase.

First Break Song:

 

ModularThe Pinker Tones
"Sampleame" (mp3)
from "Modular"
(Nacional Records)

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This next section of the show is on YouTube as a video.  Please feel free to share this on any site you want to help spread the Double D Podcast.

 

 

We get our historic, first time ever live call in to the show, courtesy of Robert Mesa of California.  We discuss what we were drinking that night.  Homebrew blonde.  Timmy the Brewmeister.  Jenna Jameson sidetracks the conversation.  Top Secret!  Robert's awesome dental assistant.  The world's horniest dinosaur.  The Hardonodon.  Freedom Muffins - take that, BP!

Second Break song:

 

Connection (Bonus Tracks Version)Cas Haley
"Take A Chance" (mp3)
from "Connection (Bonus Tracks Version)"
(Easy Star Records)

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Nicotine break.  Bev keys and twist offs.  Unreal temperatures in Bullhead City.  Jefe's voicemail.  Jefe Logic.  Lito Benally's freestyle rapped by the Double D Cast.  Frog Rape:

 

 

Cousin Dave's tadpole story.  The origin of Chimpfrogzee.  Cardo tells a joke.  Zen tells a "walked in on" story.  Cousin Dave introduces the "Alabama Hot Pocket."  If you don't know what that is, do NOT google it.  It's grosser than gross.  An apology to the Durans.

Outro song:

 

Who Are YouThe Technicolors
"Fireflies" (mp3)
from "Who Are You"
(Best Media)

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After the coitus with a goat that was episodes 13 and 14, we try to get back to normal with this, Episode 15.  Things start as they usually do with The Celebration of Beer.  This week Ray brought a couple new microbrews, including Reaper Ale and Port Brewing's Anniversary Ale.  The former was thick and black and oh so smooth, the latter was 10% alcohol.  We listened to the Salty Sailor's Tale.
This show was recorded on the 22nd of September and we remind our listeners of the 21st night of September.  Earth, Wind and Fire.  Ray pops Zen's Snuff cherry.  Zen relates a Redneck Chewin' Tobacco story from High School.  What makes you an addict?  One cigarette, one beer, one dick.  Snuff vs. Snuff Films.  Thanks go out to Cousin Dave and to Jefe.  We make plans for the future.  Double D Tuesdays.  Zen tells a bad joke.
Magnapop takes us through the first break with Slowly, Slowly.
A little verbal sparring.  Brass in pocket.  What qualifies as "jackworthy" music?  Ray's choice is an enigma full of sadness.  Zen's choice must be listened to with the lights on.
The Pretenders take us through the second break with a live version of Message of Love.
KFC advertises on college girls' buns.  Even though the Double Down sandwich has no buns.  It has two breasts.  We think the advertising should be placed somewhere else more appropriate.  The Double Down sammich.  Super Pooswah interrupts.  The Earl of Sammich.  A Call to Arms.  Volunteers for the Techno Mexican video.

Deep Fried SatisfiedClaude Hay
"Get Me Some" (mp3)
from "Deep Fried Satisfied"
(Ingot Rock)

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Part Two of the marathon recording session that took place a week ago.  Please keep in mind that this episode takes place in the middle of that nearly 6 hour session.  At the point that this particular show begins, we had been recording ourselves for almost 3 hours.  We had reached a point due to the time of night, the length of time already spent and the amount of alcohol consumed that we almost completely forgot we were recording at all.  Listen carefully to the show and it will be obvious that as it goes on we do indeed get drunk and drunker.  Most of the rambling was cut out and I hope the end product is as enjoyable to listen to as it was to put on disk.  We had a good time and hope you will too.

The show begins with a replaying of the intro, which sounds natural, but at the time was more of a joke.  This leads to bad singing, mainly because we were drunk.  A simple question from Biscuit to Jefe leads to some Watersports discussion and the recommendation that Cousin Dave have his wife pee on his feet.  Zen sees the show spiraling out of control and tries to rein it in by introducing some news stories.  After a quick review of a San Jose Badminton coach who makes students fondle his shuttlecock, we argue over this news story in the Chicago Tribune that ranks the 10 sexiest accents in the world.  The arguments reveal an interesting group dynamic that occurs frequently during the rest of the show.  Jefe and Biscuit Ray tend to agree on things, while Zen and Cousin Dave tend to see eye to eye.  Not a hard and fast rule, but usually that's how it more or less shakes out.

The consensus in the room is that the two sexiest accents are Midwestern American and Spanish.  The Tribune does NOT agree, placing them at the bottom of the list and putting this accent at the number one spot:

 

 

 

 

Muse takes us through the first break with a little Starlight.

We continue with a couple more news stories.  A Swindon farmer has trouble keeping her melons on the vines so has a clever idea for supporting them with bras.  Guess which size bra works best.  Then a depressing story of the worlds largest breast implants being removed leads into a discussion of which kind of "guy" each of us are.  Hint:  two boob guys, one booty guy and one face guy.  You probably know which is which.

Jonathan Coulton takes us through the second break with his version of Sir Mix a Lot's Baby Got Back.

Professor Van der Liquor briefly joins the cast to attempt to scientifically explain where the show went wrong.  Zen tries to use some pictures of porn stars to cheer everyone up.  We desperately turn to the "IF" book and play the Renaming Game.  Some Star Wars Incest talk.  Cousin Dave explains The Smurfs.  Jefe reveals an embarrassing childhood secret involving the movie Good Burger.  We argue over the Worst Movie Ever Made.  Six Degrees of Jefe Smythe.

Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers play King of the Hill for the third break song.

We do Facebook Shout Outs and play some voicemails.  We try to answer Destin Kerr's question.  The Dumbest things we've ever done to impress chicks.  Hint:  riding a bike with no hands, Polish Arm Wrestling, racing into a fireplace and Ray's Sexy Wiener Dance.

We finish the show with two videos.  A review of I Hate You When You're Pregnant's song Sleeveless leads into a viewing of the Internet Meme video "Techno Viking"

 

 

 

 

 

 

The show closes with the song Fireworks.

 

Getting Down From The TreesPolock
"Fireworks" (mp3)
from "Getting Down From The Trees"
(Nacional Records)

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Triskaidekaphobia.  It means "fear of the number 13."  We honestly should have had a healthy respect for triskaidekaphobia, because episode 13 turned out to be a wild ride.  We welcomed back Cousin Dave into the studio, and he had a young'un in tow.  Dave dragged longtime voice mail contributor Jefe into the Double D Studio to add to the mayhem.  This new group dynamic resulted in many spectacular unforeseen results, not the least of which were:  a Skype call that went on way too long and that expanded temporarily the cast to 8 persons, an impressive amount of alcohol being consumed and last but certainly not least a total of almost 6 hours of raw audio being recorded.  Some of it was good, some of it was really horrible, but in the end it was more than enough to create two episodes from.  This is Part ONE.

We began with what we were drinking that night.  Jefe started with Thelonius Monk Abbey Ale and then moved on to Heineken.  Cousin Dave began with Sparks alcoholic energy drink and then moved on to Tap Room 21.  Biscuit Ray began with some leftover Fosters and then moved on to trying a little of everything else and Zen began the night with Saporro, the Japanese beer brewed in Canada.  We all toasted the beginning of the recording with a shot of Captain Morgan's Private Stock Rum.

Topics of Discussion:  Lady Gaga concerts.  An Oakland A's Superfan.  "Vag Out."

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 Some sports talk.  Bills and Beaks.  Jefe and the Goat.  Ray needs some Strange.  Chicharonnes (again.)

First Break Song:

Dirt NastyDirt Nasty
"1980" (mp3)
from "Dirt Nasty"
(Shoot to Kill Music, Inc.)

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The Question of the Day.  How much money would it really take?  (Indecent Proposal)  Demi Moore's shrubbery.  Jefe recalls the underwear party.  We pursue to the bitter end a really bad idea:  we skype call Rocky and Laughing Girl at midnight.  Rocky answers the Day's question.  The transitive property of equality AKA the long way around to going down on Angie.

Second Break - Reel Big Fish

The Skype call continued.  The Asian and the Indian.  Racism ensues.  The call ends abruptly.  The Jalisco Market.  FALA and fellatio.  Jefe displays his leadership.  Aborted singing of Hooked on a Feeling.  His Face Rings a Bell.  Scissoring is for Old People.  A sort of voice mail from Special Ed.

End Song - Ben Folds Five

At this point in the night we had already been recording for almost 3 hours.  I jokingly played the intro again and told the guys I would scrap all the previously recorded audio and we would just start over.  Serendipity!  This became a natural point to seperate the recording into two episodes, so look for Part TWO of Triskaidekaphobia next week!

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So we've reached a small milestone.  A Dozen Down.  While twelve may not mean a lot to other podcasts, it means something to us.  'Cause we're Double D.  

Anyway, this episode covers a wide range of Double D topics, from Dyson Dolls to Dudes with Down's and some Drunk Dialing.  It all begins with what we're drinking this episode.  Foster's.  Australian for Beer.  What is the constellation on Australia's flag and also the Foster's label?  Paul Hogan's cock.  "That's not a cock.  That's a cock."  Cousin Dave text-interrupts the podcast.  Nefarious Ten Pin Imperial Porter, courtesy of Ska Brewing.  How many ounces are in a pint?  Cousin Dave gets Hooked on a Feelin'.  Seth Rogen sings along with Lady Gaga.  Video Proof:

 

 

 

 

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First Break Song:

 

Tokyo RoseSuarez
"Stacy" (mp3)
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We start the next segment with a small description of the Nefarious Ten Pin Imperial Porter.  It is a beer as black as the Devil's Heart, but smooth as anything you've ever drank.  We discuss bringing back the old "Free Mustache Rides" T shirt.  And then we launch into the great Dyson Vacuum Blowjob Doll Debate.  Zen shares yet another embarrassing childhood story.  This one is not so bad, fortunately.  The Electrolux and the Bonefinger.  Carwash vacuums and a well manicured bush.

Next Break Song:

 

LogicalFord
"Logical" (mp3)
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(Ford Productions, LLC)

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"Super Pooswah" makes an unexpected entrance.  The JDSI and it's incredible Down's Syndrome Ad Campaign.

Aim High or Aim High Enough.  (note:  since the recording of this podcast we have learned to our embarrassment that this is actually taken from a quote by John Langdon Down, the doctor for whom the condition is named.  It has to do with "when you take aim, aim high enough" and is actually quite inspiring.  We don't regret goofing on it, however, and will still make some sort of T shirt)  Being "a little downy."  Mace the Ace and My Girl.

 

 

Last Break Song:

 

A Common PlaceLibyans
"Paralyzed" (mp3)
from "A Common Place"
(Sorry State Records)

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The final segment is the Voice Mail segment.  Jefe, Rocky, Sierra Unpronouncable and Laughing Girl all check in from the underwear party.  We argue over the best snack to have with beer and Ray proves he's not a real mexican.  Every mexican has a bottle of hot sauce on his person at all times.  Finally, yet another horribly racist joke from Biscuit Ray.

Closing song:

 

Fiesta SongsSe�±or Coconut
"Electrolatino" (mp3)
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(Nacional Records)

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