Longtime supporter of the show Cousin Dave Diaz joins the show this week for a long anticipated episode that celebrates beer, porn and football, the three pillars of American society.  In fact, it is only three minutes into the recording that we started talking about pornography.  Brooke Lee Adams.  Jesse Jane.  Two of our favorite performers.  Do a Google Image search.

This week we partook in some Tilt Malt Beverage Energy Drink, Happy Camper IPA, Pinstripe Red Ale, Buster Nut Brown Ale and True Blonde Ale all three from the Ska Brewing Company, Twisted Tea Half and Half and some leftover Natural Ice.

Cousin Dave listens to several podcasts besides the Double D and recommends The Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast.  That would be "Monday", not "Money" like Zen thought.

We turn our discussion to age, courtesy of Zen's upcoming 37th Birthday.  Is age a state of mind?  How old were each of us respectively when we first discovered that we were "the old guy" in a group of friends?

This is 'Merica.  Its not Futbol, it's football.  The Cincinnati Bungles.  Why we hate the Dallas Cowboys.

Zen's Childhood Traumatic Story #1 - Marcos and the Cowboys.

Fishbowl, courtesy of Sandpaper Love

Viagra Talk, as a result of a question from our friend Beantown.  Is Viagra popular in the gay community?

Zen's Childhood Traumatic Story #2 - Middle School P.E. Boner

More gay talk - is "poking" on facebook acceptable among heterosexual males?  We proclaim the only 3 times when it is acceptable to poke another man.

Bi-Polar Bears, courtesy of Stuyvesant

Stuyvesant
"Bi-Polar Bears" (mp3)
from "Jihad Me At Hello"
(Dromedary Records)

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The ridiculous statement that it is gay to watch anything BESIDES lesbian porn.  We debunk this one quickly.  Point of View Porn.  When it comes to dirty movies, sharing is caring.  The types of porn we DON'T like.  The Crooked Hooter Channel, or descrambling Spice.  

Zen's Childhood Traumatic Story #3 - Straight Up Now Tell Me

Wheelchair and Amputee Porn.  Midget Porn.  Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Friday Night (Live), courtesy of Los Lonely Boys

Los Lonely Boys
"Friday Night" (mp3)
from "Live At Blue Cat Blues - Dallas Texas"
(Blue Cat Blues Records)

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Progressively drunker voice mails from Jeff Smith.  Facebook Fan Page Shout-Outs to Jera Diaz, Jesca Rene and crybaby Lawrence Duran.

Final Song, I Am Not Robot, courtesy of The Phenomenauts

The Phenomenauts
"I Am Not Robot" (mp3)
from "Electric Sheep: Electronic Extended Play"
(Silver Sprocket)

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Ray's Pig Joke.

We Double Down this episode by doubling the number of damn dudes hosting the podcast from dos to cuatro.  Shane Dween, mentioned many times in previouse episodes, finally joins us as does another friend and co-worder who goes by the nickname C.C. Rider.  C.C., a homebrewer and super-host, opens up his house, his fridge and many bottles of his specialty home-brewed Berry Ale for the podcast this week.   A big shout out goes out to him for his hospitality.

While this episode is hilarious thanks to the expanded cast, there were some unexpected snafus that cropped up and kept this from being a perfect show.  Foolishly we used a setup we had never used before and some untested equipment.  The raw recording was almost unlistenable, it was so filled with static and buzzing.  We cleaned it up the best we could but do apologize for having a less than perfect show to present this week.  Give it a listen, though, because on the strength of C.C.'s Berry Ale we had one of the funnest and funniest shows yet.

Shane Dween was quizzed on his knowledge of Jimmie Johnson and Ricky Bobby quotes, C.C. was quizzed on his knowledge of Microbrews and Ray quizzed us all on what exactly constitutes gay sex.  The Professor (see album art) settled last episodes bet on what company introduced the first light beer and when and we played a hilarious voice mail from Cousin Dave.  How exactly are NASCAR fans like Twilight fans?  We have a top 5 list to show you the similarities. 

After listening to this episode we think you'll have to agree that Shane and C.C. should return sometime in the future under better recording conditions because they are truly funny dudes.

Enjoy!

We're living the High Life this week.  Literally.  As we drink our Miller High Life, the conversation naturally turns to Wisconson and breweries and Laverne and Shirley.  Shotz Beer.  Lenny and the Squigtones.   Making love to a giant marionette leads to splinterdick.

Once again, we cover Miller's Give a Vet a Taste of the High Life program.  Read about it at www.MillerHighLife.com

The High Life Guy commercials and the old Errol Morris directed Miller commercials.

Deviled Eggs vs. Avocados.  Which is more gross.  The Girl in the Moon and Peeking in the Box.

Music - Los Angeles

Second Segment.  It never rains in Southern California but in Flagstaff it pours.  Flooding.  Kayaking down Beaver Street.  SoCal vacation wrapup.  The Ocean is cool, but why does it have to be so full of fish?  Sea World's best show has ZERO animals in it.  X Games 16.  Moto X Best Trick contest highlights with Cam Sinclair and Paris Rosen.

True L.A. flavor - Thugs and Winos.  Ray parties with one-legged homeless dudes.  Warheads vs. Atomic Fireballs.

Music - Have Faith in Me

Third Segment.  Pelon Pelo Rico.  Mexican candy and grocery stores.  Luau Pig.  Koreatown.  Professor Van der Liquor explains "ice" beers and the ice brewing process.  The Ice Cream Man.  The Waka Man.  The best treats to have at Dairy Queen.

Music - Ra Ra Ra

Last Segment.  Ray's pictures from Stacy Lynn.  PSA.  We reach out to our listening public to help Flagstaff resident Collin Hamilton who is suffering from stage 3 colon cancer.  A benefit will be held locally at The Museum Club on September 26th.  More details in upcoming episodes.

Subscribe on iTunes, leave a review, tell a friend.  Give us a call at 4242 Drunks.  Email Zen and Ray at doubledpodcast@gmail.com and NOW YOU CAN EMAIL THE PROFESSOR ANY BEER QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE!

VanDerLiquor@gmail.com

Music - Eye of Fatima

We apologize for the long delay in getting this episode out.  Ray was in Northern California for a week's worth of vacation time and the very next week Zen was in Southern California.  Go figure.  Anyway, we start the show with details from Ray's trip, by the numbers:

• 5 baseball games in 6 days
• 400 to 500 dollars spent in beer alone
• 4 front row Oakland A's tickets at 60 bucks apiece
• 16 hot dogs
• 3 30 packs of Natural Ice
• 1,000's of drunken texts and picture messages
• 2 giant foam A's novelty cowboy hats (see album art)
• 1 hilarious voicemail

Suck the Red Fox.  Suck the White Fox.  A couple of shots of Parrot Bay Rum toast "Fathers and Sons, Baseball and Beer".  Then we slide into our first break.  Jungle Fever

This episode Ray was drinking left over Natty Ice.  Zen was drinking Mike's Margaritas and Dos Equis.  National Tequila Day.  Roger Clyne's Mexican Moonshine.  What is Ice Brewing?  More NorCal stories.  What is the Gayer Sports Apparel:  Sharks Jersey or L.A. Galaxy Scarf?  Tie Games in Soccer . . . tie games are like kissing your sister.  The obnoxious Vuvuzela App on Blackberry.  Ray hates New York sports teams.  The office NASCAR pool and the unstoppable "Zen Jinx".  The Max Papis Memorial Trophy.  Our second break.  War's Lowrider

Hot Shots Part Deux Movie quotes.  "Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.  Sure, she's a great piece of tail and a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal."  Buying 20 DVDs for 20 bucks from a failing video store.  Voicemail from Cousin Dave.  Midgets vs. Mascots.  Gary Coleman vs. Scotty Pippen.  Our last break.  Matt and Kim

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Final song is a cover of End of the Road performed by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.

Enjoy!