Those of you who joined us live already know that this show was one of the best.  For those of you who will be downloading and listening to this episode for the very first time, you're in for a treat.

Baby brother Cardo Diaz and friend of the show Joe Fellers of Joe's Garage and Mojo Potatoes Inc. join us in the studio to drink some eggnog, partake in some brews, share some Christmas memories, tell some stories and jokes, help flesh out the legend and mythos of that shadowy Mexican character Sancho Claus and generally have a rowdy good time.

We won't get into too much detail about what all was said on the show.  We'll leave that for you to discover and enjoy.  As a little teaser, however, we will let you know that you will find out the story behind Turd Knuckle, sex with plastic onion rings, seaport whores named Brandy, what was in the presents Zen gave to each co-host and much, much more.  This is a show chock full of fun at almost two hours long.

* Chuy D sang a couple home grown Christmas carols for us, both about Sancho Claus.  Here are the lyrics to "Sancho, the Foot-Long Lover", sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer", words by Zen DeHoag.

You know Zapata and Juarez, Costilla and Villa,

Lopez, Mysterio and Carlos Mencia . . .

But do you recall,

The most horny Mexican of all?

Sancho, the 12-inch cock man,

Really had a foot long hose,

And when the Chicas touched it,

You would even swear it grows,

All of the pissed off putos,

would lock up their poo-nay-nay,

With Pistolas at the ready

They'd yell, "Sancho stay away!"

But on every Christmas eve,

Sancho would sneak in,

He'd ride their chochas all night long,

And leave them with a grin . . .

The Senoritas loved him,

As they all moaned with pride,

"Sancho the foot long lover,

You can fill our insides!"

Tired of all the same old carols and Christmas tunes playing over and over at the mall and your local restaurant?  Us too.  That's why our gift to you this year is this selection of top notch Christmas tunes, all by independent artists and bands.  If there is an mp3 link next to the song title, you can also download the song for free.  Just right click the link, folks, and select "Save as . . ."

We'll join you live right before Christmas eve, so make sure to check our Facebook page to get the exact date and time for Episode 24!

Songs:

  Blitzen Trapper
"Christmas Is Coming Soon" (mp3)
from "I'll Stay 'Til After Christmas"
(Animal World)

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  The Elves of Heaven
"This Christmas" (mp3)
from "This Christmas EP"
(Seaport Music Records)

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Linus and Lucy by J.E.L.L.i   

Jingle Punx
"Joy To The World" (mp3)
from "It's What I Got In My Sack"
(Ill Genetics)

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  X
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (mp3)
from "MERRY XMAS From X"
(Anko Records)

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I Believe in Santa Claus on Christmas Eve by Atomsplit

Jingle Punx
"Mrs. Santa Claus" (mp3)
from "Coal"
(Ill Genetics)

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The Greatest Xmas Song Ever by American Heartbreak

 Bloody, Bloody Christmas by Neil Murray

Don't get trampled by some methed-up Walmart Mom and have a safe and happy holiday season!

After a week off to celebrate Thanksgiving, we're back with one of our best episodes ever.  A special thanks to the folks over at Joe's Garage for joining us live while partying down out in Kingman, AZ.

We started the show by wrapping up our look at racism in America.  Yes, Virginia, there are racist terms for the Dutch.  It all started with the origin of the word "Yankee" and it's history with the derogatory term, "John Cheese."  What about Dutch courage, Going Dutch and the ever popular Dutch Oven?!  We spout misinformation on what might have been the origin of other popular racist catchphrases, including "The Chinese Fire Drill," "Indian Giver" and that blast from the past, "N**ger knocking."  Don't try these at home.

After a little cover of Rocket Man by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, we lighten the mood by launching into trivia and a little game we like to call, "Stump the Mexican."  We'll start playing this game more and more often in future shows, and we invite everyone to call in and test their knowledge against Biscuit Ray.  The rules are simple, answer more questions correctly than Ray can and you will have successfully stumped the Mexican.  Cousin Dave squares off first in the category of "The States."  Joe takes round 2 in the category of "Internet Acronyms."  In this best of 3 format, Biscuit Ray gets swept in his debut.

Right before the break, which is handled by The Breeders' Cannonball, Ray is introduced to his punishment for losing Stump the Mexican.  It is a jar of our titular dessert, Halo Halo, a Filipino traditional dish consisting of tropical fruits and beans.

When we get back from the break, Ray dutifully gulps down a spoonful or two.  This leads to all sorts of horrible Asian stereotyping and eventually to our discussion with Joe about the first time he received an Asian Massage, complete with "Release."  The story is too good to miss, and since we decided to go out on a high note, it ends the show.

Beer consumed during this episode:  Sam Adams Winter Lager.

Closing Song:  Life is Shit by The Dead Milkmen.

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