We're drinking New Belgium's Snow Day beer this episode, and not just because it's a Winter Wonderland outside in Flagstaff, Arizona.  This is a deliciously hoppy beer with a "keep you warm on a Winter's day" 6.2% alcohol content by volume.

We begin by talking about HBO's 24/7 series, this time focusing on the coming NHL Winter Classic starring the Philadelphia Flyers and some loser team from New York.  We attempt to clean up the podcast in the spirit of the Holiday Season and fail miserably.  The failure begins with our discussion of "pornaments," adult themed holiday decorations.

The Flagstaff Christmas Parade is mentioned next, as Zen lived out his dreams of being a Mascot.  We also talk about "Real Man" Christmas trees, with orange extension cords and generators in tow.

Zen shares his childhood Christmas wish of getting a Star Wars AT-AT, much like Ralphie's wish to get a Red Ryder BB gun in "A Christmas Story."  Ray can't remember ever wanting much of anything around Christmastime.

The Legend of Sancho Claus, sung by Chuy D last year, is replayed for your pleasure, and then Zen tells the story of the feud he's having with a local homeless man.  He unveils his new song, "Bum bum bum bum bum," sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy."

Enjoy this holiday themed episode, and please share!

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Infomercials that confound and confuse and yet make us want their products so badly are the focus of this show.  I guess it makes sense being this close to Christmas that the spirit of Wanting is upon us.

We're drinking the banquet beer, Coors, this show.  Although we try to talk it up, what is there to say about Coors?  It's been around forever and is a trusted American brand.  We start the show watching this vid which was shared with us by Robert Mesa.  Do as he advised us, which is stick around to the end.  It starts out a little hippieish but ends with what can only be described as a series of unbelievable moves.

We play a new game next, called Hollywood or Porno.  Biscuit Ray must decide if an audio clip is from the Hollywood version or the Porno version of Ironman.  We discuss why porn shoots don't shell out the bucks for better effects or production value, and then compare a porn producer's budget to the budget that must have existed to put out this awesome youtube clip:

Next we tackle various informecials, commercials and such.

We close out the show with Boobtube.  Enjoy!

Christmas is almost upon us, but before you plunge into your gifts with unabridled avarice, please take a moment to reflect on the carnage that was Black Friday 2011.  We talk about an unfortunate incident here in Arizona where police bloody and bruise and then handcuff a poor old grandpa who was only trying to protect his grandson during a Black Friday Free for All.  The video proof is below.  Police say that they used standard police procedure, which included "sweeping the leg."  Looks like someone trained at Cobra Kai Dojo.

The album art for this episode if you look at your iPod or media player is the sensai from Cobra Kai.  But if you look to the right here, you'll see that our blog post picture is a lovely soccer mom.  Yup, here is the picture we promised of this episode's Soccer Mom, in all her pharmaceutical glory.  Gaze upon her.

Sorry this ep was so late in getting out.  We at the Double D work for the Coastal Nervous as you know, and this is our busiest time of year.  Please accept our apologies and enjoy this show!

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The Beer this episode: Wasatch Brewing's Devestator, a double bock that clocks in at a brain-slugging 8.0 percent alcohol by volume.  While we chug that down we talk about porn (what else is new) and how certain camera angles can ruin the experience.  We also discuss some of the most awkward and silly and downright dangerous sexual positions you can attempt, complete with drawings to illustrate how bad they are.

There was also BoobTube, this time searching for vids with Boobs and Nerf Guns, and the other usual segments, including Salud and Mexican Word of the Day.  Oh yeah, we also have a news story about a "doctor" performing surgeries without a license, and by performing surgeries, we mean injecting cement, fix-a-flat and super glue into patients asses.  Yeah.

Enjoy, spread around to your friends, and most of all make sure you are subscribed to the show on iTunes.  Thanks!

Here's a couple vids from the live broadcast, so that you don't miss any of the visuals that make our show complete.

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I've been sitting on this one for too long, and it's time to release it out into the world.  And not just because we didn't record a new show this past weekend and I have nothing else to release (although that did play a major part in the decision.)  This show is just too damn funny to keep to myself any longer.  It must be shared.

The reason it's been under wraps for so long is that the audio is shit.  I tried and tried to clean it up, but there's no getting around the fact that the audio is garbage.  For some reason, Varouj's microphone was never turned on and we never noticed and, even worse, there was an echo of a 2 second delay throughout the entire recording.  What we present now is the best it's ever going to be, short of scripting and re-recording the entire thing.  It's worth it, though, believe me.

Varouj and Dustin are naturally funny guys, and their talents shine through the bad audio.  From tales of ethnic woe in Armenia to Varouj's top ten porn stars of all time, this is one you gotta listen to, at the very least to round out your Double D Podcast collection.

So here it is, the one and only "Lost Episode" of the Double D Podcast.  It's lost no longer.  Welcome home.  And Thanks for having me.

We're rushing this one out, A. Because we wanted it out for everyone to enjoy on Halloween and B. Because this is one helluva funny episode start to finish and didn't need any editing.

So this is our Halloween, er, excuse me, Doubleween episode, but before we got to talk about anything Halloweeny like costumes and candy and shit, we got fascinated with the idea of a guy have two dicks, or "Double Ween."  See how we got on the subject?  We go on for about 15 minutes or so before we settle down and talk about Halloween proper.  We begin with Bloody Mary and how the practice of it unsettled Zen's childhood.

Next we talk about Halloween, mainly Ben Cooper costumes and how unfrickingcomfortable they were.  Zen proposes a couple ideas on how he could put his new round shape to good use in a costume this year.  We look at some creepy Victorian era pictures and then roll into our second break.

In the final segment we check out BoobTube, which this week is a video based on a YouTube search for "boobs" and "poker"

Zen shares some new Hot Women of Commercials vids

And we wrap up the show with Mexican Word of the Day.  This week - "Distress" and "Habanero"

A little sociological experiment here.  We examine scientifically a handful of YouTube videos and talk about what makes them racist (or not.)  For those uncomfortable with racism, or simply are too P.C. and uptight to laugh at a little unintentional racism now and then, proceed instead to our next episode which is a good one and has lots of double weiner jokes.

We begin with some catching up and tackle a new tongue twister, courtesy of a Flyers hockey game:  "A stick stuck in Steckel's skate"  Try and say it 3 times fast.  We learn the Filipino word for vagina and how it ties in both to a gay latin pop star and also our housecat "Super Pooswah"

Then we talk about Boob Missiles and this leads into a discussion of Racism and the Japanese.  From creepy Ronald McDonald commercials to badly dubbed black guys, the Japanese take more than their fair share of criticism.  Then, after another break, we turn our YouTube eyes on to those of African Descent.  From awkward commercials to awkward game show moments, we have a little light hearted fun.

Finally, we focus on The Mexicans.  We learn some new "Mexican Words of the Day" and also view some "Mexican Pictures of the Day."  We consume some delicious Mexican Candy and wrap this one up.

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The title of this one pretty much says it all.  Recorded immediately after Dubtoberfest, a day filled with brats, Sonoran Dogs, Badminton, Polka music mixed with a little reggae and most of all Beer, Beer, Beer.  It was good times with good friends.

I'm not going to do like I usually do and spoil all the content by listing it here.  Just know that we covered most of the usual bases, with Saluds, Dulas, BoobTube, Really Unimportant News and Mexican Word of the Day.  There were quite a few folks in the Studio with us and pretty much everyone got a little mic time and the conversation went where it wanted to.  And by that I mean boobs, hot commercial women, what kids call their junk and pissing in the shower.

A Big Salud goes out to Big Don Juan, Cousin Dave, Chuy D and the Double D Herself Danielle Diaz for joining in and creating chaos out of order.  It's all in all a great show and one we're sure you'll enjoy.

P.S.  Look at those two doofuses in the Album Art for this episode.  I guess a Congratulations would be in order for "The A Team" of Cousin Dave and Chuy D who are the first team to ever take home the Double D Badminton Trophy.  They went undefeated while the hosts of the tournament, Biscuit Ray and Pudboy Zen, went winless.  Big Don and his partner came in second while the team of CC Rider and Double D Herself came in a respectable third.  Next year the trophy comes home . . . 

Here are some videos from this episode:

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Hey, all.  This one's going out early because we talk about plans for Dubtoberfest and as of this being released, the party is just a couple days away.  This one is short and sweet, plenty of funny to go around and it won't take you long to listen to it all.

Zen goes to Las Vegas and finds his soul.  He also spots a hooker "on the job."  The Double D Bowling Team is doing well, and we bring you a little info on who they are and what shenanigans they are up to while attempting to be keglers.  There is only one news story this episode, and it's about a woman who won the Powerball "on accident."  We briefly touch on our own Lottery Dreams and you gotta promise not to tell PETA what they are.  BoobTube this week was a video based on the YouTube search for "Boobs" and "Bowling."

That's pretty much it.  Make sure that if you aren't joining us in person for Dubtoberfest that you watch the afterparty show live on Justin.Tv.  Check our Facebook page for exact times.

That's right, the Dbacks had just clinched the NL West before we recorded this show, so we kicked things off with a little celebratory video:

We were drinking Ska Brewing's ESB Special this episode.  Don't ask us what the ESB stands for.  Zen starts the show with a little true life story of the "Korean End Run" and how Flagstaff P.D. actually made him proud.  Justice was served.  We share the news that McDonald's will soon be putting both french fries AND apple slices in every Happy Meal soon.  Are apples for queers?  What?!

Before we continue the second segment, we take a break, wrongly, to tell and listen to some racist jokes.  Thanks, Cousin Joe, for you assistance in this heinous matter.  Zen shares his love for Spike TV's newest reality show, Repo Games.

In this week's BoobTube segment, we search YouTube for videos with the keywords "Boobs" and "Pushups" to score some (ahem) tasty treats.

Mexican Word of the Day begins our third and final segment.  Summarize.  Terrace.  Accommodate.

We discuss a few plans for Dubtoberfest, which is rapidly approaching.  Make plans to join us Sunday October 9th at 2 pm for beer, brats, polka, reggae and badminton.  If you need details and directions, email doubledpodcast@gmail.com or contact us on Facebook.

We drink Caguama Cerveza this show, and beyond knowing that the name means some sort of special Loggerhead Turtle, all we can say is that it's a decent enough Mexican Beer.  At least there was a LOT of it.  Chuy D calls in to confess to stealing beers from his Pops, and this leads to a discussion of us drinking beers as toddlers.  Zen mentions the bottle caps from all the beers we've been drinking have been made into pins, which can be purchased by sending 5 bucks to

Double D Podcast

P.O. Box 1509 

Flagstaff, AZ 86002 

If you want to know what caps we have available, email us ahead of time: doubledpodcast@gmail.com

We talk about Star Wars being released on Blu-Ray, and the 3 things George Lucas SHOULD have changed in the new versions.

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Finally, before the first break, we do the BOOBTUBE segment.  Terms searched this week are, appropriately enough, "Boobs" and "Star Wars."

First Break Song, as picked by Biscuit Ray

We talk next about having sex with cartoon characters and also having Sex in a Graveyard.  Yeah.  In Really Unimportant News we report that Trinity College's website was hacked, with a fake profile for a Professor "Conan T. Barbarian" making it's way onto the faculty list.  Also, a creepy statue of a life sized Hot Dog-Man was stolen and subsequently dumped because it was too creepy looking to keep.

Second Break Song, courtesy of Biscuit Ray

We close out the show with Mexican Words of the Day.  Paralyze, Harley and Nissan.

We disclose some more Dubtoberfest plans and then close with a little Cafe Tacuba - Volver a Comenzar.

Here's the video clips of the bits cut out of the audio podcast version of Episode 51:

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Kona Brewing makes an excellent passion fruit infused beer, and this leads to a discussion on why it's called "passion fruit."  Ray spins yarns about his Kingman "mixer" and Zen recounts his adventures at the Coconino County Fair.  There are some short and sweet reviews of recent DVD releases, including "Your Highness" "Paul" and "Super."  Zen lays down plans for a movie starring Biscuit Ray as a mild-mannered postman by day, Mexican Wizard by night, entitled "F*cking Rad".  We also discuss plans for an Oktoberfest style party to be held October 9th, called "Dubtoberfest."  This is a real thing.  Be there on October 9th for Pumpkin Beer and Brats.

First Break Song, courtesy of Pomplamoose:

Zen gives a Top 5 List about Cousin Dave and Beyonce's future child.  We wonder why Toilet Paper is "good enough" and we continue the celebrity news with a story about Jim Carrey tagging his own home with the cryptic acronym "FFC"

Second Break Songs, courtesy of Garfunkel and Oates:

We open the third segment with our favorite new bit, Boobtube.  This week we searched for videos with "Boobs" and "Shoeshine" and got this little gem:

We try and decide what the "awkward creep factor" is when viewing porn with other dudes and Zen remembers the time he filmed the worst quality, lowest resolution porn ever committed to tape.  Mexican Words of The Day - Extinct, Ascot and Venture.  Mexican Candy and the show closes with The Whigs "Right Hand on My Heart"

Thanks for listening to our 50th show!  It took us a little longer to reach 50 than most other podcasts, mainly because Ray seems to always be on vacation, but we made it.  To celebrate, we pay homage to our opening audio clip (borrowed from the wonderful Tres Amigos) and say, "We don't have no beers, jus' tequila"  We fork over a few extra bucks and tip the bottle with Roger Clyne's Mexican Moonshine.  Based on his song of the same name, Roger's Mexican Moonshine is a 100% puro de agave Reposado that we find super-smooth, incredibly easy to drink and by the end of the night an accomplished happiness-bearer.

Zen opens the show with a tale of a little monster, aka "Anchor Baby" and then goes on to infuritate Ray with news of Miley Cyrus being inducted into the Celebrity Bowling Hall of Fame.  We talk way too much about cock rings, hair ties and shoelaces and then take the show to an all-time low with videos of a hen laying an egg and a rooster owned by Mensa members violating a stuffed cat.

For our newly christened "BoobTube" segment, a weekly bit where we search on YouTube for videos based solely on two words (one of which will always be Boob), we search this week for "Snow Boobs" vids and come up with the following doozies:

Next we cover the Really Unimportant News for the week in our R.U.N. segment, including stories of Rogue Pandas in Flagstaff.  We cover the usual Mexican Word of the Day and chomp on some Mexican Candy . . . two delectable treats that looked like "Tampon Squeezins" and "Turd Logs"

Thanks so much for sticking with us through our first 50 episodes, and we hope you'll crack open a beer with us each week for the next 50.

We might be changing the name of the show from Double D to "Biscuit and Pudboy" we'll just have to wait and see.  Big thanks to the Hammer for calling in multiple times to track the progress of her inebriation and to Mrs. Strong for keeping our ignorance in check in the chatroom.

We drank Nectar Ale's Humboldt Brown Hemp Ale during this show.  It was a nice brown ale with a creamy head (uy) and got a thumbs up from all in the studio.  

Saluds for this episode went out to Chuy D and The Electric Army, who played their last show at The Orpheum last Saturday night.  Also a quick shout to Zen for celebrating his 38th birthday last week.  "Dulas", or reverse Salud, went out to Roberto Salamanca for drunkenly, without license or insurance, killing a 20 year old driver when he rammed him head on.  Boo-yah, you piece of shit.

Our YouTube search this week involved the following two words:  "boobs" and "pogo stick" . . . I guess technically thats 3 words, but whatever.  Here's the video we came up with:

News included stories of Explosions In The Sky, Tiny Eggs (with a quick lecture by Prof. Van DerLiquor on chicken wings), Lemonistas and Old Men in Speedos.

The Show closed out with Mexican Word of The Day, Mexican Candy and The Electric Army playing their Original Song, "Better Things"

Salud!