Thu, 28 April 2011
This episode we tackle the topic of dreams and dream interpretation. While drunk. This provides more honest and accurate discussion on the meanings of our dreams. We think. This was our first live broadcast from the new Double D Studio, located 50 feet from our old studio. Now we're in the garage. With the new setup and the beer fridge within 5 feet of our new broadcast desk, we celebrate by drinking . . . Bud Light Lime?! Oh well. We happen to be fans of "Fruiting the Beer" when the beer calls for it. We wouldn't put limes in good beer, so don't get on our backs about it. If you like an occasional lime also, check out this cool gadget brought to our attention by Jay from the chatroom: The Limebrero. We decide that from now on we will refer to female listeners of the show as "Booblets" and male listeners as "Borrachos." Until next week, that is, when we'll probably think of something else we like better. Ray tells us the best way to send a bowling ball down the lane using only his penis, and Zen decides that we should use some of our monies to sponsor a bowling team. The Double D Podcast Bowling Team coming soon. We spend a little time talking about the pride of Flagstaff, Ted Danson, who called Flagstaff home while growing up.
In the second segment we talk about Dreams. Ray starts to tell a story about his father's recent dream and it's subsequent episode of domestic violence but this gets us spun into tangents discussing spouses sleeping in seperate beds and what our parents looked like having sex (Zen describes it as two black men with afros head-butting.) Zen ponders why nobody ever farts in their dreams. Why do people dream about losing their teeth? And finally Zen shares his dream involving hamburger patties formed from pooping in your pants. Joe calls in to lighten the mood with tales of dreams involving drowning and adultery with deceased friends.
In the last segment Ray's live in maid Maria Conchita Lupita Gonzales calls in to serenade him with "Hooked on a Feeling." We discuss our plans for the live show to be recorded at Joe's Dirty Thirty Birthday Bash in Kingman, Az on April 30th.
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Wed, 20 April 2011
We start this episode off with some Rolling Rock, the tasty beer in the distinctive green bottle. We meant to have these during Episode 33, as the big "33" on the back of the bottle would have tied in nicely, but like everything else we do on this show, we messed that up big time. We thank Robert Mesa for sending in some cool new designs to our email. We used one on a T shirt, which you can see (and buy!) by clicking here. If you have any artwork, be sure to send it in at doubledpodcast@gmail.com. To give our listeners more of an identity on the show, we come up with the term "Booblet" to refer to friends of the Double D. This sidetracks the conversation into other terms of affection, such as "Flipopotamus" and "Spicketti." We also announce plans for our new studio (which, if you've been watching the live show, you know has already happened.) For some reason, there is a lot of chatter in the chatroom and on our Facebook page demanding we put a stripper pole in the new studio. We're still working on it. Finally, in the first segment, we talk briefly about pagers. We flash book to the good old days back in the late 80's/early 90's when the only way to get hold of your friends was to beep them and then wait for them to find a pay phone. Or you could send a numeric message, such as "911", "143" or even the infamous "5318008" We wonder what the heck the option is on today's cellphone voice mail when you are asked if you'd like to "leave a numeric page." We wonder, that is, until Cousin Dave actually sends us one during the show! First break song - Reel Big Fish performing Snoop Doggy Dog Congratulations go out to the titular subject of this episode, Uncle Dave, Cousin Dave's dad and Biscuit Ray's uncle. He bowled his first ever perfect game, called a "300" even though no Persians were defeated that night. There were a lot of sweaty, muscled Spartans hanging out though. This gets us on the subject of bowling, how hard it is to get a perfect score, and what the rewards for doing so are. What exactly IS sterling silver? We then take another trip in the wayback machine to November 1987, courtesy of an old copy of Penthouse. Remarkably, this copy from 1987 had a crazy quote from none other than Charlie Sheen, and also had an incredibly accurate drawing of "the most interesting man in the world" from the Dos Equis commercials. If you plan on being in attendance at Joe's Dirty 30 Birthday Bash in Kingman on April 30th, we'll be giving this Penthouse away!
Maria Conchita Lupita Gonzales calls in briefly to serenade her Patron Ray Diaz with a little Unchained Melody. We talk a little about this video, sent in by Robert Mesa, and that leads to the worst image imaginable when we discuss what the male equivalent of a childbirth orgasm would be. Orgasm during Childbirth Video (click here to watch) Finally we listen to and discuss the following video, which we dub The Worst Mashup Ever. It is foul, wrong, way over the line and completely catchy with a great hook. Cooking by the book video (click here to watch)
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Wed, 13 April 2011
Before you decide not to download this based solely on the title, you should know that this is not an episode just about porn. Instead we focus on the idea of "very specific porn", that is, videos and images suited to very, very specific tastes. More on that later. First, we kick off the show as we always do with an introduction to the beer we're drinking that night. Episode 34's brand is Kiltlifter, brewed in our home state of Arizona. This leads to a brief discussion on kilts, and whether you have to "go commando" when you wear one. Next we discuss Sonoran Hot Dogs, a tasty treat found in Southern Arizona, especially at one of our favorite dining destinations (aha! a Double D) - El Guero Canelo in Tucson, Arizona. We consumed several Sonoran Dogs while enjoying Wrestlemania 27. Triple H and The Undertaker owned the Pay per View, but we also thought Snooki pulled off a surprising move - the "Hot Pork Turnover" to "Beer Belly Flop." What do wrestlers do when they get a surprise erection in the ring?
We congratulate our first annual March Madness of Hotties Winner, Mila Kunis. We also send out congratulations to the following Double D Listeners who included their email addresses with their votes, thus entering (and winning) the drawing for Double D Gear. jasonanchahua@********.com - Winner of a Double D T Shirt and wesailatdusk@*******.com - Winner of a Double D Shot Glass Our winners need to email us at doubledpodcast@gmail.com from their above email addresses to let us know where to ship their prizes to. Congrats! Next we discuss our titular topic, Very Specific Porn. Zen espouses the idea of "TV Commercial Pretty" while Ray likes the idea of a midget riding a goat while smoking a cigar and wearing a propellor beanie. Seriosly, though, we create an ideal video during our talk consisting of a well endowed girl wearing a tank top and high heels, with a ponytail, running on a treadmill in high heels. We didn't have to go to porn sites to find this. It took us exactly 5 seconds on YouTube to locate our Very Specific Porn.
Finally we discuss (and briefly use) the Worst Word in the English Language. If you have any "Worst" ideas for future episodes, email us at DoubleDPodcast@gmail.com or leave a voice mail at 4242 DRUNKS.
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Wed, 6 April 2011
This episode of the Double D Podcast we take our field of women from the Sweet Sixteen down to our Final Two. Before that happens, however, we have the usual nonsense. First, we introduce a new dance called "Doin' The Goosh" which basically involves inserting tab A into slot B. On yourself. Then we get into the customary "What Are We Drinking Tonight" which this show is Budweiser's American Ale. It's pretty much Budweiser in a fancy label. We pay tribute this show to the nation of Japan, which was beseiged by earthquakes and tsunami. We show our respect by talking about how Aflac fired spokesduck voiceman Gilbert Gottfried for his insensitive comments on Twitter poking fun at japan. We ponder who should voice the duck next. Continuing our love for the Japanese people, we play a little J-Pop during the first break.
Next we talk briefly about sports going in the U.S. at the time. Congrats to the U of A Wildcats for making the Elite Eight in the REAL March Madness. We place some bets on the NHL playoffs: if the Flyers go out in the first round Zen has to drink a 40 of Steel Reserve, pretty much the worst alcohol on the planet. If the Sharks win the Stanley Cup, Ray has to shave down to a Hitler Mustache. We preview Wrestlemania in anticipation of Wrestlemania 27. The next segment owes a lot of it's greatness to the good people in the chatroom who called in and chimed in on chat to help us pick our final 2 hotties. Special thanks to Cousin Dave, Cousin Joe and Joe's friend the sexy-voiced Sarah for making picks on the air. Thanks also to the guys in chat for keeping things funny for us as we voted each matchup, especially mediocrefatass and new friend Mike "Hawk" Rectum Lover. Sarah was a podcast virgin before she called, but she got deflowered and Double D'd and will never be the same. Second verse, same as the first as we play some more Japanese pop.
Maria Conchita Lupita Gonzales, now residing illegally in the U.S. as Ray's live in maid, calls in with sordid tales of "vagina in the tube" and "Oprah magazines." We eat a little Mexican Candy. The lollipop is shaped like a cooked, whole chicken and is named headless chicken, but it was much tastier than that. We reveal our final two contestants in the March Madness 2011, Salma Hayek and, as Ray pronounces it, "My-luh Kunnis." Then the show closes out with Zen's Coastal Nervous tales of homeless, racist vets and amateur porn shoots. Final Song -
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Fri, 1 April 2011
March Madness. Basketball. Collegiate athletics. Pride and rivalries. Who gives a crap? Throw out your brackets from your Sunday paper and instead help us run down the real March Madness . . . which of our handpicked 64 hot women deserves to be called the Double D Podcast Ultimate Hottie of 2011? The show begins with our new intro theme song and with the customary "What are we drinking tonight" question. Answer - Devil's Ale from SanTan Brewing. First Break Song (a reminder that whenever we post one of the following music links with the album art and options to buy the song, the first link that says mp3 is a free download of the entire song courtesy of the Independent Online Distribution Alliance at iodapromonet.com)
We get right into our bracket after the break with Zen and Ray tackling the entire field of 64 women broken down into 8 8-contestant conferences. We discuss each girl briefly and randomly assign seeding positions to some, mostly based on breast size. The field gets pared down to 32 and then Cousin Dave calls in for a little game of Stump the Mexican, Charlie Sheen Movies edition. Second break song
Cousin Joe and MrsStrong from the chatroom both call in to help us get our bracket down to the Sweet Sixteen. There's plenty of surprises and upsets to go around. Last two songs this episode:
Stay tuned to the very end to hear a very special and touching Happy Birthday shoutout. We're kidding, it's actually Cousin Joe singing drunkenly. |
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