We might be changing the name of the show from Double D to "Biscuit and Pudboy" we'll just have to wait and see.  Big thanks to the Hammer for calling in multiple times to track the progress of her inebriation and to Mrs. Strong for keeping our ignorance in check in the chatroom.

We drank Nectar Ale's Humboldt Brown Hemp Ale during this show.  It was a nice brown ale with a creamy head (uy) and got a thumbs up from all in the studio.  

Saluds for this episode went out to Chuy D and The Electric Army, who played their last show at The Orpheum last Saturday night.  Also a quick shout to Zen for celebrating his 38th birthday last week.  "Dulas", or reverse Salud, went out to Roberto Salamanca for drunkenly, without license or insurance, killing a 20 year old driver when he rammed him head on.  Boo-yah, you piece of shit.

Our YouTube search this week involved the following two words:  "boobs" and "pogo stick" . . . I guess technically thats 3 words, but whatever.  Here's the video we came up with:

News included stories of Explosions In The Sky, Tiny Eggs (with a quick lecture by Prof. Van DerLiquor on chicken wings), Lemonistas and Old Men in Speedos.

The Show closed out with Mexican Word of The Day, Mexican Candy and The Electric Army playing their Original Song, "Better Things"

Salud!

We drink Left Coast Brewery's Voodoo Stout this episode and then have a whole heck of a lot of fun.  We're not gonna spill the beans on what's in this episode, you'll just have to listen and find out, but besides 14 uses for beer (besides drinking it) and Joe purifying a poopy horse, there's lots of goodness that is referenced in the following videos.  Watch these and you'll get a hint of what's in store for you in Episode 48.  Salud!

Hoppa Grass - When Brothers smoke grasshoppers in lieu of weed.  Now that that is defined, let's get on with the show notes . . .

First off, Zen was finally promoted from PTF to Regular at the old Coastal Nervous, so in honor of that we drank some delicious Sam Adams Coastal Wheat (with just a hint of lemon!)  This led into some wonderful Coastal Nervous stories, inspired by our favorite podcast, A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan.  What is a Coastman to do when he spots a customer masturbating?  What is a Coastman to do when he eats at Freddy's and gets a belly stinger an hour later?  Speaking of Belly Stingers, Zen shares the honest truth about his Shy Sphincter and how public toilets just aren't his cup of tea.  Finally, what is a Coastman to do when he sees a City Worker angrily throw his radio through his truck, out the open window and into another car at the gas station?

First Break Song:

See-I
"Homegrown 2011" (mp3)
from "See-I"
(Fort Knox Recordings)

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The Second Segment kicks off with The News.  Ray reads news stories about Blue Sharks found far from the ocean, Wal-Mart telling Telly Savalas to cover us his bikini and Drunken Cooking gone wrong.  Today's Drunken Cooking Recipe:

Zen's Corn Beef Hash and Rice

Ease of Preparation: 9

Taste: 1 - 7.5 depending on whether or not you like Canned Corn Beef

Danger Rating: 5

Open can of corn beef.  Skillet fry until slightly crispy.  Make pot of rice.  Mix corn beef into rice.  Refrigerate in covered container.  After arriving home from bar, reheat in microwave for 2 minutes.  Eat and enjoy.

The Pixies "Here Comes Your Man" is the second break song.

The final segment begins with Mexican Word of the Day.  Todays words:

- Fascinate

- Postal

- Cologne and Odor

Mexican Candy is a homemade lollipop with recycled wrappers that looked a lot like the mosquito-laden amber from Jurassic Park.  Despite our hesitancy about consuming an obviously homemade treat, it was quite delicious.

Finally, we introduce the listener challenge, "Jacket to This" in which we ask our listeners to email or post the most bizarre pictures that would be IMPOSSIBLE to Jacket To.

Final Song - The Breeders with "Bang On"

The show starts with a brief recap of what went down the week we took off from the show and then very quickly launches into a discussion of Harry Potter Fans and why there are no "special needs" children in the Harry Potter Universe.

Zen hands out some presents from Tucson and Tombstone and then the guys act out what a Zombie Film with Mexicans in it would be like.

Flogging Molly plays the first break song, "The Likes of You Again"

After the break we relaunch the "Mexican Word of the Day" segment with 5 wonderful examples:

• Harassment
• Passionate
• Testimony
• Jewish and Kosher

Current news brings us a comparison of Oprah on the cover of Globe Magazine to a character from The Dark Crystal (see album art) . . . we cross our fingers that Casey Anthony accepts Larry Flynt's offer to pose in Hustler magazine and we read a couple news stories of pedophiles in Tucson, which leads us to a little Bad Acting Theater when we try to reenact a scene from Dateline's To Catch a Predator.

Biz Markie plays the second break song, "Throw Back"

Current News continues with the story of the 3 legged tortoise and the article about thousands of illegal immigrants fleeing California to go back to Mexico, where, apparently, jobs are more plentiful.  We propose that Mexicans and Asians are interchangable, especially in restaurants.

We do our Mexican Candy segment by consuming some Asian candy . . . Haw Flakes, little semi-sweet discs that look a lot like mini pepperonis.

The show concludes with "Feats of Daring" in which we don crazy googly-eyed glasses and attempt to hammer a nail into a piece of wood.  This feat will have to be repeated by every future guest of the show.

The outro song is Whiskey Rodeo's "Whole Lotta You"