A long lost friend has recently come back into my life (this is Zen speaking) and he was invited to join us for the broadcast of episode 65.  Juan tells plenty of stories, from exploring the subterranean depths of Tucson's storm drains to losing his cherry to an Asian stripper in the back of a Volkswagen speeding back from Mexico.  If that's not teaser enough, I don't know what to tell you.  Listen for some good times and good tales from back in the day.

Also included this episode -

Soccer Mom segment, starring the blonde in this Nexium commercial:

Boobtube segment, this time with a video found while searching YouTube for "Boobs and Ping Pong"

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Anyway, as far as OUR show goes, it's all about Hazel Jones, the British woman blessed (or cursed) with two VaJayJays.  Also, Miley Cyrus gets fat and stoopid while getting caught rimming a big black penis cake.  We also play the Facebook minimeme "Describe your sex life using the title of any movie"  Final Score lies at Chat Room - 1,000 and Double D Podcast - 2.

There's also a little bit of talk about Ray's starring role in the upcoming independent film "Bloody Border"  Check it out at BloodyBorder.com   Look for more info in an upcoming show when we get creator/director B.G. in the studio to give the full scoop on his film.

For now, enjoy this little video by Tom and Dan of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and we'll see you borrachos next week.

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Joe Fellers joins us from sunny Kingman, Arizona and, like all his previous visits, this show runs a little long.  So bonus: this show is about an extra hour of pure, delicious gravy.

So what's with the album art for episode 63?  Why are there toilet paper dolls in the picture?  You'll have to just listen to find out, but it is tied into the title of the show.  A true MacGyver of Masturbation uses the resources he has at hand to get the job done.  A roll of duct tape, some thumbtacks, maybe a broken cell phone . . . or in this case a toilet paper doll.

And that's not the limit of the penis talk that goes on this episode.  Listen in to find out at what tender age your intrepid hosts first grew their pubes, and also hear sordid tales of junior high locker room embarrassment.  All this as well as our usual BoobTube, Mexican Word of the Day and Soccer Mom segments in a hilarious 3 hour bonus edition of the Double D.  Salud!

Some vids from the broadcast:

Wendi McLendon-Covey is our first nomination for Soccer Mom of the Year 2012.  She appears briefly in this horrible video:

BoobTube this week is "Boobs and Zombies"  Watch this odd Japanese trailer:

Ray is appearing as an extra in the independent film "Bloody Border"  Check 'em out at BloodyBorder.com

Literally.  We spin some records this episode, so prepare your ears for some interesting tuneage.  Also, we're back in the groove in that the holidays are over, the cast is healthy and we are finally back on the air.

Topics include: Mississippi Mud Black and Tan, Flagstaff's New Years Pine Cone Drop, Why Arizona is crooked at the bottom, BoobTube (Boobs and videogames) and Liz Hurley's Doppleganger.

Here are the videos that were part of the live show:

Finally, we're asking any and all residents of Arizona to please subscribe and download the hell out of a podcast called "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan"   It's Zen's favorite podcast outside the Double D, and if Arizona's download numbers increase enough in the next month, he just might win a trip out to Orlando to meet Tom and Dan and sit in on their podcast.  Do a brother a proper and get everyone you know (in Arizona) to download their show as well.  Please.  TomandDan.com

We'll see y'all Friday the 20th for a special show with Joe Fellers, our homebrewing friend who promises to bring an oatmeal stout for us to sample.