A long lost friend has recently come back into my life (this is Zen speaking) and he was invited to join us for the broadcast of episode 65.  Juan tells plenty of stories, from exploring the subterranean depths of Tucson's storm drains to losing his cherry to an Asian stripper in the back of a Volkswagen speeding back from Mexico.  If that's not teaser enough, I don't know what to tell you.  Listen for some good times and good tales from back in the day.

Also included this episode -

Soccer Mom segment, starring the blonde in this Nexium commercial:

Boobtube segment, this time with a video found while searching YouTube for "Boobs and Ping Pong"

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Tom and Dan.com  Tom and Dan.com  Tom and Dan.com  How many times can we stress that it is very important that you go to Tom and Dan.com and subscribe to their show and download as many episodes as possible?  Help Zen win that trip to Orlando!

Anyway, as far as OUR show goes, it's all about Hazel Jones, the British woman blessed (or cursed) with two VaJayJays.  Also, Miley Cyrus gets fat and stoopid while getting caught rimming a big black penis cake.  We also play the Facebook minimeme "Describe your sex life using the title of any movie"  Final Score lies at Chat Room - 1,000 and Double D Podcast - 2.

There's also a little bit of talk about Ray's starring role in the upcoming independent film "Bloody Border"  Check it out at BloodyBorder.com   Look for more info in an upcoming show when we get creator/director B.G. in the studio to give the full scoop on his film.

For now, enjoy this little video by Tom and Dan of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and we'll see you borrachos next week.

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Joe Fellers joins us from sunny Kingman, Arizona and, like all his previous visits, this show runs a little long.  So bonus: this show is about an extra hour of pure, delicious gravy.

So what's with the album art for episode 63?  Why are there toilet paper dolls in the picture?  You'll have to just listen to find out, but it is tied into the title of the show.  A true MacGyver of Masturbation uses the resources he has at hand to get the job done.  A roll of duct tape, some thumbtacks, maybe a broken cell phone . . . or in this case a toilet paper doll.

And that's not the limit of the penis talk that goes on this episode.  Listen in to find out at what tender age your intrepid hosts first grew their pubes, and also hear sordid tales of junior high locker room embarrassment.  All this as well as our usual BoobTube, Mexican Word of the Day and Soccer Mom segments in a hilarious 3 hour bonus edition of the Double D.  Salud!

Some vids from the broadcast:

Wendi McLendon-Covey is our first nomination for Soccer Mom of the Year 2012.  She appears briefly in this horrible video:

BoobTube this week is "Boobs and Zombies"  Watch this odd Japanese trailer:

Ray is appearing as an extra in the independent film "Bloody Border"  Check 'em out at BloodyBorder.com

Literally.  We spin some records this episode, so prepare your ears for some interesting tuneage.  Also, we're back in the groove in that the holidays are over, the cast is healthy and we are finally back on the air.

Topics include: Mississippi Mud Black and Tan, Flagstaff's New Years Pine Cone Drop, Why Arizona is crooked at the bottom, BoobTube (Boobs and videogames) and Liz Hurley's Doppleganger.

Here are the videos that were part of the live show:

Finally, we're asking any and all residents of Arizona to please subscribe and download the hell out of a podcast called "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan"   It's Zen's favorite podcast outside the Double D, and if Arizona's download numbers increase enough in the next month, he just might win a trip out to Orlando to meet Tom and Dan and sit in on their podcast.  Do a brother a proper and get everyone you know (in Arizona) to download their show as well.  Please.  TomandDan.com

We'll see y'all Friday the 20th for a special show with Joe Fellers, our homebrewing friend who promises to bring an oatmeal stout for us to sample.

We're drinking New Belgium's Snow Day beer this episode, and not just because it's a Winter Wonderland outside in Flagstaff, Arizona.  This is a deliciously hoppy beer with a "keep you warm on a Winter's day" 6.2% alcohol content by volume.

We begin by talking about HBO's 24/7 series, this time focusing on the coming NHL Winter Classic starring the Philadelphia Flyers and some loser team from New York.  We attempt to clean up the podcast in the spirit of the Holiday Season and fail miserably.  The failure begins with our discussion of "pornaments," adult themed holiday decorations.

The Flagstaff Christmas Parade is mentioned next, as Zen lived out his dreams of being a Mascot.  We also talk about "Real Man" Christmas trees, with orange extension cords and generators in tow.

Zen shares his childhood Christmas wish of getting a Star Wars AT-AT, much like Ralphie's wish to get a Red Ryder BB gun in "A Christmas Story."  Ray can't remember ever wanting much of anything around Christmastime.

The Legend of Sancho Claus, sung by Chuy D last year, is replayed for your pleasure, and then Zen tells the story of the feud he's having with a local homeless man.  He unveils his new song, "Bum bum bum bum bum," sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy."

Enjoy this holiday themed episode, and please share!

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Infomercials that confound and confuse and yet make us want their products so badly are the focus of this show.  I guess it makes sense being this close to Christmas that the spirit of Wanting is upon us.

We're drinking the banquet beer, Coors, this show.  Although we try to talk it up, what is there to say about Coors?  It's been around forever and is a trusted American brand.  We start the show watching this vid which was shared with us by Robert Mesa.  Do as he advised us, which is stick around to the end.  It starts out a little hippieish but ends with what can only be described as a series of unbelievable moves.

We play a new game next, called Hollywood or Porno.  Biscuit Ray must decide if an audio clip is from the Hollywood version or the Porno version of Ironman.  We discuss why porn shoots don't shell out the bucks for better effects or production value, and then compare a porn producer's budget to the budget that must have existed to put out this awesome youtube clip:

Next we tackle various informecials, commercials and such.

We close out the show with Boobtube.  Enjoy!

Christmas is almost upon us, but before you plunge into your gifts with unabridled avarice, please take a moment to reflect on the carnage that was Black Friday 2011.  We talk about an unfortunate incident here in Arizona where police bloody and bruise and then handcuff a poor old grandpa who was only trying to protect his grandson during a Black Friday Free for All.  The video proof is below.  Police say that they used standard police procedure, which included "sweeping the leg."  Looks like someone trained at Cobra Kai Dojo.

The album art for this episode if you look at your iPod or media player is the sensai from Cobra Kai.  But if you look to the right here, you'll see that our blog post picture is a lovely soccer mom.  Yup, here is the picture we promised of this episode's Soccer Mom, in all her pharmaceutical glory.  Gaze upon her.

Sorry this ep was so late in getting out.  We at the Double D work for the Coastal Nervous as you know, and this is our busiest time of year.  Please accept our apologies and enjoy this show!

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The Beer this episode: Wasatch Brewing's Devestator, a double bock that clocks in at a brain-slugging 8.0 percent alcohol by volume.  While we chug that down we talk about porn (what else is new) and how certain camera angles can ruin the experience.  We also discuss some of the most awkward and silly and downright dangerous sexual positions you can attempt, complete with drawings to illustrate how bad they are.

There was also BoobTube, this time searching for vids with Boobs and Nerf Guns, and the other usual segments, including Salud and Mexican Word of the Day.  Oh yeah, we also have a news story about a "doctor" performing surgeries without a license, and by performing surgeries, we mean injecting cement, fix-a-flat and super glue into patients asses.  Yeah.

Enjoy, spread around to your friends, and most of all make sure you are subscribed to the show on iTunes.  Thanks!

Here's a couple vids from the live broadcast, so that you don't miss any of the visuals that make our show complete.

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I've been sitting on this one for too long, and it's time to release it out into the world.  And not just because we didn't record a new show this past weekend and I have nothing else to release (although that did play a major part in the decision.)  This show is just too damn funny to keep to myself any longer.  It must be shared.

The reason it's been under wraps for so long is that the audio is shit.  I tried and tried to clean it up, but there's no getting around the fact that the audio is garbage.  For some reason, Varouj's microphone was never turned on and we never noticed and, even worse, there was an echo of a 2 second delay throughout the entire recording.  What we present now is the best it's ever going to be, short of scripting and re-recording the entire thing.  It's worth it, though, believe me.

Varouj and Dustin are naturally funny guys, and their talents shine through the bad audio.  From tales of ethnic woe in Armenia to Varouj's top ten porn stars of all time, this is one you gotta listen to, at the very least to round out your Double D Podcast collection.

So here it is, the one and only "Lost Episode" of the Double D Podcast.  It's lost no longer.  Welcome home.  And Thanks for having me.

We're rushing this one out, A. Because we wanted it out for everyone to enjoy on Halloween and B. Because this is one helluva funny episode start to finish and didn't need any editing.

So this is our Halloween, er, excuse me, Doubleween episode, but before we got to talk about anything Halloweeny like costumes and candy and shit, we got fascinated with the idea of a guy have two dicks, or "Double Ween."  See how we got on the subject?  We go on for about 15 minutes or so before we settle down and talk about Halloween proper.  We begin with Bloody Mary and how the practice of it unsettled Zen's childhood.

Next we talk about Halloween, mainly Ben Cooper costumes and how unfrickingcomfortable they were.  Zen proposes a couple ideas on how he could put his new round shape to good use in a costume this year.  We look at some creepy Victorian era pictures and then roll into our second break.

In the final segment we check out BoobTube, which this week is a video based on a YouTube search for "boobs" and "poker"

Zen shares some new Hot Women of Commercials vids

And we wrap up the show with Mexican Word of the Day.  This week - "Distress" and "Habanero"

A little sociological experiment here.  We examine scientifically a handful of YouTube videos and talk about what makes them racist (or not.)  For those uncomfortable with racism, or simply are too P.C. and uptight to laugh at a little unintentional racism now and then, proceed instead to our next episode which is a good one and has lots of double weiner jokes.

We begin with some catching up and tackle a new tongue twister, courtesy of a Flyers hockey game:  "A stick stuck in Steckel's skate"  Try and say it 3 times fast.  We learn the Filipino word for vagina and how it ties in both to a gay latin pop star and also our housecat "Super Pooswah"

Then we talk about Boob Missiles and this leads into a discussion of Racism and the Japanese.  From creepy Ronald McDonald commercials to badly dubbed black guys, the Japanese take more than their fair share of criticism.  Then, after another break, we turn our YouTube eyes on to those of African Descent.  From awkward commercials to awkward game show moments, we have a little light hearted fun.

Finally, we focus on The Mexicans.  We learn some new "Mexican Words of the Day" and also view some "Mexican Pictures of the Day."  We consume some delicious Mexican Candy and wrap this one up.

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The title of this one pretty much says it all.  Recorded immediately after Dubtoberfest, a day filled with brats, Sonoran Dogs, Badminton, Polka music mixed with a little reggae and most of all Beer, Beer, Beer.  It was good times with good friends.

I'm not going to do like I usually do and spoil all the content by listing it here.  Just know that we covered most of the usual bases, with Saluds, Dulas, BoobTube, Really Unimportant News and Mexican Word of the Day.  There were quite a few folks in the Studio with us and pretty much everyone got a little mic time and the conversation went where it wanted to.  And by that I mean boobs, hot commercial women, what kids call their junk and pissing in the shower.

A Big Salud goes out to Big Don Juan, Cousin Dave, Chuy D and the Double D Herself Danielle Diaz for joining in and creating chaos out of order.  It's all in all a great show and one we're sure you'll enjoy.

P.S.  Look at those two doofuses in the Album Art for this episode.  I guess a Congratulations would be in order for "The A Team" of Cousin Dave and Chuy D who are the first team to ever take home the Double D Badminton Trophy.  They went undefeated while the hosts of the tournament, Biscuit Ray and Pudboy Zen, went winless.  Big Don and his partner came in second while the team of CC Rider and Double D Herself came in a respectable third.  Next year the trophy comes home . . . 

Here are some videos from this episode:

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Hey, all.  This one's going out early because we talk about plans for Dubtoberfest and as of this being released, the party is just a couple days away.  This one is short and sweet, plenty of funny to go around and it won't take you long to listen to it all.

Zen goes to Las Vegas and finds his soul.  He also spots a hooker "on the job."  The Double D Bowling Team is doing well, and we bring you a little info on who they are and what shenanigans they are up to while attempting to be keglers.  There is only one news story this episode, and it's about a woman who won the Powerball "on accident."  We briefly touch on our own Lottery Dreams and you gotta promise not to tell PETA what they are.  BoobTube this week was a video based on the YouTube search for "Boobs" and "Bowling."

That's pretty much it.  Make sure that if you aren't joining us in person for Dubtoberfest that you watch the afterparty show live on Justin.Tv.  Check our Facebook page for exact times.

That's right, the Dbacks had just clinched the NL West before we recorded this show, so we kicked things off with a little celebratory video:

We were drinking Ska Brewing's ESB Special this episode.  Don't ask us what the ESB stands for.  Zen starts the show with a little true life story of the "Korean End Run" and how Flagstaff P.D. actually made him proud.  Justice was served.  We share the news that McDonald's will soon be putting both french fries AND apple slices in every Happy Meal soon.  Are apples for queers?  What?!

Before we continue the second segment, we take a break, wrongly, to tell and listen to some racist jokes.  Thanks, Cousin Joe, for you assistance in this heinous matter.  Zen shares his love for Spike TV's newest reality show, Repo Games.

In this week's BoobTube segment, we search YouTube for videos with the keywords "Boobs" and "Pushups" to score some (ahem) tasty treats.

Mexican Word of the Day begins our third and final segment.  Summarize.  Terrace.  Accommodate.

We discuss a few plans for Dubtoberfest, which is rapidly approaching.  Make plans to join us Sunday October 9th at 2 pm for beer, brats, polka, reggae and badminton.  If you need details and directions, email doubledpodcast@gmail.com or contact us on Facebook.

We drink Caguama Cerveza this show, and beyond knowing that the name means some sort of special Loggerhead Turtle, all we can say is that it's a decent enough Mexican Beer.  At least there was a LOT of it.  Chuy D calls in to confess to stealing beers from his Pops, and this leads to a discussion of us drinking beers as toddlers.  Zen mentions the bottle caps from all the beers we've been drinking have been made into pins, which can be purchased by sending 5 bucks to

Double D Podcast

P.O. Box 1509 

Flagstaff, AZ 86002 

If you want to know what caps we have available, email us ahead of time: doubledpodcast@gmail.com

We talk about Star Wars being released on Blu-Ray, and the 3 things George Lucas SHOULD have changed in the new versions.

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Finally, before the first break, we do the BOOBTUBE segment.  Terms searched this week are, appropriately enough, "Boobs" and "Star Wars."

First Break Song, as picked by Biscuit Ray

We talk next about having sex with cartoon characters and also having Sex in a Graveyard.  Yeah.  In Really Unimportant News we report that Trinity College's website was hacked, with a fake profile for a Professor "Conan T. Barbarian" making it's way onto the faculty list.  Also, a creepy statue of a life sized Hot Dog-Man was stolen and subsequently dumped because it was too creepy looking to keep.

Second Break Song, courtesy of Biscuit Ray

We close out the show with Mexican Words of the Day.  Paralyze, Harley and Nissan.

We disclose some more Dubtoberfest plans and then close with a little Cafe Tacuba - Volver a Comenzar.