Double D Episode 5.  Dependence Day.  40 Oz. to Freedom.  Will Hung.  The Mile High Podcast.  Edward FortyHands.  Prof. Van der Liquor.  Pure Water vs. Salt Water.  Lime in the Coconut.  Well cooked vs. well done steaks.  The Ole 96'er.  Congrats to Joey Chestnut.  To A1 or not A1.  Technical Difficulty.  Straight Outta Compton to bridge the gap.  Football vs. Soccer.  Vomitus Prime.  National Anthem and Take Me Out to the Ballgame Fails.  Hell.  (From this point on the drunkenness noticeably increases, typified by slurred speech, mispronunciations and general confusion.  Success!)  Fireworks show cancelled.  Glo-Worms, aka Burning Cat Turds.  Blowing up Legos and ants.  Twilight Eclipse vs. Richard Pryor and The Wino.  Ska Cubano and Big Bamboo.  Man Law - Overflow.  Mexican Word of the Day - Urine.  Cisco Kid.